strubb.com

Eva Commits Some INK to Tony…

Eva Longoria was spotted with a new tattoo which looks like Tony Parker’s #9 written out in funky letters.  The new ink might be the biggest sign of commitment since Tony and Eva’s wedding day.

Since the marriage in August, Tony reportedly cheated on Eva and Eva while fighting with Tony has thrown him out of the bedroom several times.  Between the odds of Tony ever switching his number in his career and the high odds the marriage doesn’t last, we’re going too go out on the limb and say Eva’s eventually going to regret this tattoo.

Posted in General |

Osi Not Committed???

Don’t worry Giant’s fans we’re not talking about on the football field.  Osi Umenyiora recently spoke out on his relationship with Victoria Secret model Selita Ebanks and his reluctance to commit to his girl friend.  According to Osi:

“Yes, I have a girlfriend. Kind of girlfriend. I’m a very difficult guy to love. I have issues. Abandonment issues from when I was younger, psychological issues. I have a tough time truly committing myself.”

The way Selita goes through guys (ask former fiance Nick Cannon or James Blake), Osi’s lack of commit is probably a good thing for him…

Posted in General |

Hottest Grand Slam Semi’s Ever???

Ana Ivanovic’s victory over Venus Williams has cemented what might be the hottest women semi’s in Grand Slam history.  Ivanovic will take on  blonde beauty Daniela Hantuchova who advanced by beating another girl with a name we can’t pronounce (Agnieszka Radwanska).

In the other semi match Maria Sharapova will take on our least favorite of the four girls Jelena Jankovic.

For all those Strubbers out there who have not been following the Women’s division of the Australian Open we strongly recommend you start now…

Posted in General |

Brady Boot Gone Already….

Perhaps proving Strubb’s prediction that Tom Brady’s boot was all a Bill Belichick ploy, Tom Brady was spotted outside of Butter last night and the boot which he wore EARLIER THAT DAY was already gone.

We’re no medical experts but how bad could Brady’s ailment be if it required him to wear a boot for just half of ONE day???

Posted in General |

Romo Lunch Causes Uproar…

Word spread through Robstown, Texas that Dallas Cowboys quarterback, Tony Romo, was eating lunch at the local Joe Cotten’s Barbecue Restaurant and a mob scene ensued. Romo accompanied by Cowboy’s linebacker Bobby Carpenter went to the lunch to meet with Andrew’s Distributing president Barry Andrews.

When Romo arrived the restraurant was so overwhelmed by fans trying to take pictures and meet Tony Romo that the restaurant manager had to call local cops to keep people away from the restaurant.

Rumor has it Jessica Simpson’s dad, Joe Simpson, personally called all local fans and tipped them off Tony Romo will be in town and he’s the reason so many fans knew Romo was in town…

Posted in General |

Brady Wearing Boot in the Village…

Tom Brady was spotted visiting Gisele’s apartment in the Village on Monday. Hanging in New York with his girlfriend seems to be the norm for Brady on bye weeks but there was some good news for Giant’s fans.

The New England quarterback was walking around with a boot on his right foot. Based on the type of boot Brady was supporting, foot and heal expert Dr. Rick Positano believes the injury’s most likely effecting the bones toward the front of the foot or the Achilles’ tendon.

Strubb personally believes this is just another tactic by New England head coach Bill Belichick. After all, Tom Brady has been listed on the injured report every game since the start of the 2005 season and started every game since September 2001…

Posted in General |

Clemens, Pettitte Friendship a Fraud…

Newsday’s reporting that Roger Clemens and Andy Pettitte were never the good friends the media has made them out to be and since Roger has launched his full out attack on McNamee Pettitte has been upset with his “mentor.”
According to a friend of Andy and Roger, the “good friends” were never much more than workout partners and teammates.  The mutual friend states,

“They were never as close as they were made out to be…They just sort of went along with it in the media, because it was a good story.”

This recent development should lead to a more interesting Feb 13, when both Andy and Roger stand in front of Congress.  How much does Andy know about Roger’s past use of performance enhancements and what will he say under oath???

Posted in General |

Chuck Liddell Add’s a Few Knockouts to His Record…

TMZ caught Chuck Liddell exiting Villa in LA and apparently he’s got a few moves outside of the octagon.  Liddell left the club with two gorgeous blondes, one on each arm, while being followed by another couple girls.  Just in case four wasn’t enough, he added a brunette to his entourage when he literally picked her up on the sidewalk and she latched her arms around him to mount “The Iceman.”

Liddell  might of lost two of his last three fights, but Wednesday night’s impressive outing confirms he is the biggest bad ass in MMA.

Posted in General |

Trouble in Parker-dise???

Apparently just before Alexandra Paressant told X17 about her affair with Tony Parker, Tony and Eva Longoria got in a big fight. The fight includes screaming and slap in a face, which resulted in the couple sleeping in separate bedrooms. According to an onlooker:

“We were all having a really nice time… I don’t know how it happened, but the conversation got dirty fast. Someone said oral sex should only be between man and wife. Then Tony chimed in, ‘A mouth is a mouth. What’s the difference?’” Tony’s comment sent Eva, 32, into a rage at her 25-year-old husband. “I can’t believe you said that! What do you mean, you’d take oral sex from anyone?”

After Eva’s verbal assault she reportedly slapped Tony across the shoulder, hit him upside the head and drank the rest of the night away. The result of the fight was Tony sleeping in a separate room, “the doghouse.”

According to the party goer who spilled the story to Star, Tony sleeps in “the doghouse” often. He says the room “looks really lived in.”

Perhaps things between Parker and Longoria weren’t as grand as Tony led us to believe when the story of his affair with the French model broke. He defended his marriage saying “he’s never been happier.”

We’ll agree Tony’s never been happier, who wouldn’t enjoy getting physically abused and sleeping in a separate bedroom than his ridiculously hot wife…

Posted in General |

Kim Takes Care of Reggie’s Business

Kim Kardashian proved she wears the pants in her relationship with Reggie Bush.  When Lloyd Lake (the booster accused of shelling out over $300K to Reggie while he was attending USC) showed up at a San Diego night club, Kim flexed her muscle and had the sports marketer thrown out of the club instantly.

Posted in General |